Being a man in love
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Before i get blasted for using such a blanket generalisation on the male species please take note that I am also male. And I am not going to engage in arguments pertaining to how Einstein and scientists are not stupid.
Firs of all, guys become very stupid when it comes to the female of the species. They seem to have some power over us that makes all logical thought fly out through our ears and nostrils. We then become light headed “yes men” without knowing what we’ve agreed to, and this is the good part. Because it means that:
a) We are in love and willingly submit ourselves to any demands made (for the first 3-6 months of the relationship at least)
b) We have no choice.
Check out this case study
You see a friend of mine was and still is a fool. He liked this girl so much that he always thought she could do no wrong, and in fact each and everytime they were close to getting somewhere, he’d screw it up majorly. I mean, he may as well have taken her out to the shittiest place on earth to eat, make her walk home and shove carrots up his ass to try to impress her with his party tricks. He can be that stupid. I just don’t know why its with this one girl though. On the subject of being stupid, i be that he’d bend over backwards, jump into an on coming car if she said “Please Jump for me”.
The bottom line is when a man is in love his IQ drops by 5000. A man in love says anything no matter how stupid. Its only after its been said that it haunts you forever (cause you either get married to the wrong person or get the wrong person pregnant haha). A man’s mind is simple, lead him on, give him subtle hints and then use him abuse him and dump him. He goes away cries with his friends gets drunk then starts the cycle all over again.
Tags: cry, dating, drunk, Girls, idiot, Iq, man, sex, stupidMadSeason @ October 14, 2007