Haiku is for stupid tards.
Titty Pervert 261 views
Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry and it’s consisted of 3 lines in 5,7,5 syllables pattern. There are people that manage to squeeze a couple of words into a 5,7,5 syllables pattern and think they are natural born literary geniuses. It’s easy to spot one, you know when the end of each Haiku line begins to rhyme that you’re in the presence of such pretentious stupid tards. A simple example would be this:
you are my true love
hot like fire on my stove
pure like a white dove
Awwwwwwesome, eh? Now, here’s a haiku for them literary knobends:
haiku writing twat
must be homosexual
lameass stunt for poon
If a tard could pass off a truncated sentence with bad grammar as a literary discovery 200 years ago, I can certainly make up a 6,3,6 syllables pattern and call it Chaohai. Chaohai is THE true literary discovery and unlike Haiku, it’s actually not homosexual and will get you the poons.
Here are samples of Chaohai:
1.
texture and taste of poon
i so like
alway beat sucking cock
2.
dubya bush is gayass
girls not his
laura’s a slutty whore
3.
jennifer lopez arse
stuff my face
i’m anal loving prick
4.
scrambled eggs and fried eggs
make you burp
stinks like motherfucker
5.
haiku is for gayass
chaohai rocks
shittipedia owns j00
Remember, haikus are for tards. Feel free to write your own chaohais in the comment section!
Chaohai FTW.
Tags: chaohai, haiku, homosexual, lame, poem, poet, shittipediaTittyPervert @ October 13, 2007
Some say you look damn nice
but my ass
looks way way better
Chao hai
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