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Haiku is for stupid tards.

Titty Pervert 261 views

Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry and it’s consisted of 3 lines in 5,7,5 syllables pattern. There are people that manage to squeeze a couple of words into a 5,7,5 syllables pattern and think they are natural born literary geniuses. It’s easy to spot one, you know when the end of each Haiku line begins to rhyme that you’re in the presence of such pretentious stupid tards. A simple example would be this:

    you are my true love
    hot like fire on my stove
    pure like a white dove

Awwwwwwesome, eh? Now, here’s a haiku for them literary knobends:

    haiku writing twat
    must be homosexual
    lameass stunt for poon

If a tard could pass off a truncated sentence with bad grammar as a literary discovery 200 years ago, I can certainly make up a 6,3,6 syllables pattern and call it Chaohai. Chaohai is THE true literary discovery and unlike Haiku, it’s actually not homosexual and will get you the poons.

Here are samples of Chaohai:

1.

    texture and taste of poon
    i so like
    alway beat sucking cock

2.

    dubya bush is gayass
    girls not his
    laura’s a slutty whore

3.

    jennifer lopez arse
    stuff my face
    i’m anal loving prick

4.

    scrambled eggs and fried eggs
    make you burp
    stinks like motherfucker

5.

    haiku is for gayass
    chaohai rocks
    shittipedia owns j00

Remember, haikus are for tards. Feel free to write your own chaohais in the comment section!

Chaohai FTW.

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TittyPervert @ October 13, 2007

2 Comments

  1. MadSeason October 13, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

    Some say you look damn nice
    but my ass
    looks way way better

    Chao hai

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